Regina: I'm not looking for a heart to heart.
Snow: I'm not sure that's physically possible.

Right now I need something to defeat the woman who's puppet mastering your boyfriend.

Zelena: Red apples are so sickly sweet don't you think. People tend to like something sharper.
Regina: And green apples are just bitter.

If he tried to teach you how to swim and you couldn't learn, you drowned.

He's prone to violence, impulsive and has a hook for a hand. What about him would a 12 year old boy not like?

You've already been a rodent Mr. Smee. Does life as a simian interest you as well?

Hook

The number of spells involving baby parts would surprise you.

You can't steal something that's been given to you.

Regina: What makes you think you know me so well.
Robin Hood: Well for one thing I'd be charred to a crisp right now if I didn't.

I think I would remember if my mother told me she had a lovechild with the Scarecrow.

Regina: This isn't the wild west.
Zelena: No dear. It's the wicked west.

Well right now I have better things to do than to gossip about boys.

Once Upon a Time Quotes

It's time for a world up is down, where villains can have happy endings.

The Author

I've yet to see you fail and when you do succeed, well that's when the fun begins.

Hook