Zoe Hart Quotes
Zoe: I am a capable person. I can handle this, just like I handled childhood, college, medical school.
Zoe: On my own.
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Zoe: I didn't even order a curling iron. I wasn't expecting one at all, but then one just shows up in the mail out of the blue. Bam!
Rose: And you don't like curling irons?
Zoe: I love curling irons. I always figured that one day when my life was settled I would have curly hair. Just not now.
Rose: Well can't you just return the curling iron?
Zoe: Yes I could return the curling iron. It would be a totally valid choice, and I support all people who decide to return their curling irons, but I just kind of want to keep this one because it's the right manufacturer, and I love the manufacturer. A curling iron like this might be hard to come by later. I don't want to regret... Besides I have room for it in my bathroom.
Rose: I see. So you're going to keep the curling iron?
Zoe: Yes. I feel a little overwhelmed, you know, about the idea of having curly hair for the next 18 years and the rest of my life, that's all.
You can't just have a baby in a workplace, Annabeth, because they are needy, and they are noisy, and they are so much work. Okay, you can't just drop a bomb on someone like this because a baby changes everything. Everything!
Wade: I know it's not fair, but you wrecked by heart, Zoe, and I can't do this again.
Zoe: What if I promise that I won't hurt you?
Wade: I guess... I don't trust that you know how to stop yourself.
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Wade: What's going on here?
Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you.
Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first.
Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.
This is not how it went down for John Cusack.
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That thinking crease is making a rare appearance on your forehead, so what's going on?
C'mon I know times are tough, but you're Lavon Hayes. Two superbowls, four pro bowls; every time you get knocked down you get right back up.
[About Lynly] Little miss crazy eyes!Tansy
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Have you not seen my outfit? Polka-dot blouse and leopard print skirt, I mix patterns! I am an "outside of the box" thinker.
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Zoe: We know you have Joel! We want proof of life!
Wade: What are you doing!?
Zoe: I've seen movies.
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Zoe: You’re okay with Lavon going to a bachelor party, in Vegas, with NFL players. Vegas. NFL Players.
Annabeth: Yeah, why wouldn’t I be.
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