Joe: Do you get all of your clients to sleep with you, or did my girlfriend just seem like easy prey?
Elijah: I'm sorry, who is your girlfriend?
Joe: Candace Stone. I saw you in your car. You've been texting her. You've been harassing her non-stop. Do you like pushing girls around?
Joe: What are you talking about, dude? I'm sorry, OK? I had no idea. I thought she was single. Honest to God, man. She never even mentioned you. OK, I'm glad you brought it up. Look, man, she's been on me from the second we met. Sorry to have to tell you that, but you gotta know who you're with. She's the type you just give her a look and just spread wide open. Hey, bitches are going to be bitches, right? What the hell are you going to do?


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YOU Season 1 Episode 9: "Candace"
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Nicky: If you don't deal with this if you don't face it. It will haunt you, man.
Joe VO: Ah, yes. Face Candace. I'd sooner slam my nuts in a door, but anything to stop screaming her name in my sleep.

Beck: I miss this, a routine unless this is something you do with all of your girlfriends.
Joe: All of them. The whole harem.
Beck: How many have their been by the way?
Joe: Girlfriends? Really? Haven't we done this?
Beck: I mean besides Karen you only told me about one, what's her name who went to like Europe. God, what was her name?
Joe VO: You know her name because you heard me calling it last night, didn't you? Now you want to know more, of course, you do, why would I call another woman's name in my sleep?