I know it is bonkers for Jorge to choose me over you. You could have anyone. Alfred Hitchcock would turn down a custard pie to torture you. Love is weird.

Melissa

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Schmigadoon! Season 1 Episode 5: "Tribulation"
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Schmigadoon! Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Doc Lopez: My number one of the day... Well, it was me. I was a horrible doctor.
Melissa: No! Although, maybe you could prescribe less radium water.

I didn't become a surgeon for fellowships. I did it because I wanted to help people without having to talk to them.

Josh