I like Elle. Okay? I said it. And don't laugh! I bet you've all been laughing behind my back because I've been so oblivious. Honestly, Elle can do better, and she probably doesn't even like me back, and this is probably going to destroy our friendship, it's going to destroy our friendship group, and it's going to leave me devastated for years to come. So this is a really selfish and stupid thing to do, but I'm going to tell her. Help me.

Tao