I think I'll take the Cuisinart.

Briggs: You may know I own the San Francisco Dispatcher. The managing editor was just fired this morning. The job is yours if you want it.
Griffin: You're offering me a job?
Briggs: Your dream job. You'd make 600k a year, stock options... consider it a wedding gift, unless of course you'd prefer a Cuisinart.
Griffin: You serious?
Briggs: As serious as I've ever been.
Griffin: I think I'll take the Cuisinart.