Megan: What do I do now?
Isabella: Just pretend it never happened. One day when the time is right, the universe will give you a do-over.

Isabella: What are you thinking?
Megan: I think we should get some serious payback. I wanna make Luke wish he never met us.

I can handle both of them, no problem. I’ve got them wrapped around my finger.

Luke

Megan: Do you think that you could hack into the court’s database and erase it?
Ned: I wish I could, but I mean, once something like that is in the system, there’s a paper trail. It’s too late.
Megan: Damn it. You were my last hope. My last chance.

Megan: I didn’t ask you to do that!
Isabella: I know. I wanted to. He clearly has feelings for you, and you guys are like endgame. So, why wait?
Megan: Are you sure about this? I thought you like him?
Isabella: It wasn’t going to be anything but a summer fling.

Brent: You know, I always say, “The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.”
Megan: Right, well, you say a lot of crap and no one’s buying it.

Megan: That’s not fair.
Jeff: What’s not fair is me being used as your practice run.
Megan: That’s not what it’s like.
Jeff: You can lie to yourself, Megan, but you can’t lie to me. We’re done.

Megan: You’re freaking me out. What happened?
Luke: She kissed me.

Luke: Like, I don’t know. Ever since you got to town, it’s like I’ve been living in The Matrix before. But now, it’s like I took the red pill.
Isabella: That’s sweet, I think?

Isabella: I missed you.
Trevor: Yeah? So much you replaced me with that Luke guy. The guy your best friend is obsessed with. I’ve seen that movie before.

Isabella: I haven’t given up on our friendship.
Megan: You’re completely delusional. Our friendship died a long time ago, and there’s nothing you can do or say to resuscitate it.

Isabella: You know, Luke’s fun and all, but I’m not really interested in a relationship right now.
Megan: Oh, are you sure?
Isabella: Positive. Seeing Trevor again reminded me of that, but you two, that’s soulmate territory. Meant to be.

Freeform Quotes

Jace: You experimented on me?
Valentine: I made you stronger, faster; more lethal than any other Shadowhunter.
Jace: Why?
Valentine: To create the perfect weapon, the ideal marriage of good and evil: A Shadowhunter with pure demon blood.

Isabelle: Any word from the Clave?
Lydia: Not yet. We've been trying for the past four hours. Something's up.
Magnus: Hmmm. The Clave being unhelpful? Who's shocked?! Show of hands.