The CW TV Quotes Quotes
Betty: I would like a new look, please.
Hairdresser: Awww. What’s giving you the gringles, Dollface?
Betty: I just feel so unseen. All the girls at my school have beaus and it’s just like I’m a ghost. I need something else. Something new. Something amazing that will get all the boys’ attention.
Hairdresser: Well, I gotta tell you, this ponytail is doing you no favors.
Betty: We were thinking: what if you had us both?
Veronica: At the exact same time. For a very, very special date.
Archie: Really?!
Betty & Veronica: Really.
Nana Blossom: She has this compulsive craving for intimate, physical, and some might even say, inappropriate touching.
Archie: Really?
Nana Blossom: Oh yes. She’s ravenous for it! She can’t keep her hands to herself.
Julian: You gotta get your head in the game.
Dilton: How do I do that?
Julian: Maybe a night stuffed in a locker will help you figure it out?
Betty: Kevin is fine. I just saw him at the coffee house. And rest assured, he’s found a shoulder to cry on. A very manly shoulder.
Alice: And?
Betty: And?! Looking back, that’s been the problem with us this whole time, Mom. Kevin likes boys!
Arch, there’s a difference between saving someone and loving someone. What if the love never grows?
Betty
Veronica: Are you okay?
Jughead: No. No, I feel like I failed her. I failed us all.
Veronica: You didn’t. You fought hard to save her, Jughead. You did. You did save her.
[They kiss]
Jughead: Wowie.
Veronica: You can say that again.
Archie: Okay, we barely made it to second base. So, why tell Julian we scored a home run?
Cheryl: I can’t explain it. But saying that we did, it’s helping me with a problem I’m having. Just know that by corroborating this story, you’d be protecting me.
Toni: How did it go with Bazooka Jones?
Veronica: Well, if you really must know, Jughead and I spent the entire night together.
[Toni stares in disbelief]
Veronica: Talking!
Toni: Holy hell! Are you making a play for that crown-wearing clown?
Veronica: Let’s just say, I’m not ruling it out.
That must be Archie. He’s driving me to school. I’d say he’s a true gentleman, but the truth is, Archie is a total animal. Tootles!
Cheryl
Betty: Dear Diary, the makeout party was, unsurprisingly, a disaster! I want Kevin to want me. I want to feel desired. I want to feel sexy. I want…
[She stares at Archie from her window
Betty: I’m not sure how much more I can take before I explode, Diary. Something has to change and soon.
Fangs: She’s gonna suffocate him.
Toni: But what a way to go.
