Quotes
Rachel: As your best friend and your biggest fan, what I love the most about you is that you don't try to do or be what anyone else is doing, okay? You make your own path.
Kurt: It's so hard sometimes.
[to Rachel] Look, I've been doing this weirdo, quirky, fabulous, outrageous sidekick best friend thing for a while now and it hasn't gotten me very far.
Kurt
Artie: Are those strobe lights?
Sam: Believe it.
Artie: Because some kids might be epileptic.
Sam: Is it a seizure or is it just hardcore next-level breakdancing?
Before Katy versus Gaga it was Jackie versus Marilyn, Betty versus Veronica. Mary Todd Lincoln versus Martha Washington. Why must we always choose between female pop archetypes? Why can't we just be them all!?
Sue
[to Starchild] Would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch slap some sense into my friend.
Santana
Elena, meet Crazy Pants. Crazy Pants, meet Elena.
Damon
Rachel, Finn wouldn't want you sitting on the sidelines while life passes you by.
Killing isn't supposed to be easy. If your hands weren't shaking, you'd be him.
Bash
Almost agreed?? You and King Henry have been talking for days! What have you been discussing, the weather?!
Mary
Lola: Bash, how do you feel?
Bash: Close to death, apparently.
I would die 100 times over just to have you standing here alive, in front of me.
Bonnie
It's called being secure. I can tell you believe in that by the way you wear your hair.
Damon [to Silas]