Quotes
Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.
Andy
Hey, you’re a doctor. You know stiches get stiches!
Tom
Donna: Oh my God, you are such a sore loser.
Ron: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.
The election is coming up. Jamm keeps trying to find new ways to screw me over. He tried to have me listed on the ballet as Leslie Buttface Hitler the IV.
Leslie
I’m going to murder you a thousand times!
April
You want Doppleganger blood?!? I've got Dopplegangers coming out of my ears!
Damon
Do you have any idea what it's like to wait for years and never know if you're going to finally get satisfaction?
Sheldon
Sweetie ... every night you don't kill him in his sleep, he wins.
Penny
Howard: If I may, he has so little self-respect and is so desperate for the smallest crumb of affection, she could literally sleep with his own father in his own bed and post the video to YouTube, and he'd still buy her flowers and ask her to be his bride.
Raj: He's right.
Why is the key always confidence? How come it's never love handles and flop sweat?
Raj
Sheldon: It's great you're here. I'd love to get an engineer's opinion.
Howard: Sure.
Sheldon: This chair is squeaky. Now, do I fix it or get a new one?
Gentlemen, please. Leonard is trying to walk a mile in my metaphorical shoes. He can't walk in my actual shoes. He has the feet of a toddler.
Sheldon