Quotes
Davina: You think I'm normal? I'm a 16 year old witch living in a church attic like some kind of freak.
Josh: I'm a gay club kid who died and came back as a vampire. Yeah, normal's kind of relative, you know?
Gibbs: Duck, I have to be careful how I handle this, for Carrie's sake. She could get disbarred.
Ducky: I know you, Jethro. It sounds as if she's doing the right thing, as you are.
McGee: Tony what's going on? Do you have a drinking problem?
Tony: No. No, I just....I joined this men's support group. Meets in the church hall two nights a week.
McGee: You serious?
Tony: Uh huh. I know - it doesn't sound like me. But, with the past year I just wanted to shake things up a little bit. Meet some new people. This guy at the gym told me about the group and I thought it sounded like a good idea. And it is. It's fun. The Rev drove me to Quantico the other morning. Interesting guy. He's helping me be less judgemental.
Tony: Sgt. Dunne, Olivia Chandler and Wendell Kaiser all have one thing in common. They all go to AA meetings.
McGee: Probably where they met.
Tony: The sergeant and the trophy wife are lovers. The desk clerk at the Chevy Chase Lodge said that they were regulars. It's just like that movie "Body Heat". William Hurt and Kathleen Turner. God. She was really something, boss. A head turner. Anyway, they were young lovers and they wanted the rich husband's money and him out of the way.
McGee: On the other hand, you've got Wendell Kaiser who's deep in debt to his bookie and needs him off his back.
Tony: So they help each other and switch murders.
McGee: While Kaiser was in New York, Dunne killed the bookie with Olivia's help. She drove him. Her car was in the vicinity. Who would ever suspect them? I mean there's no connection, no motive.
Tony: Tomorrow, Sgt. Dunne is going to deploy. Olivia Chandler's off to Jamaica. And I'm betting that while they're away, her husband's going to have a terrible accident at the hands of Mr. Kaiser here - a man with whom he has no connection.
[to Davina] Klaus Mikaelson can suck it!
Josh
Standing beside the noble Elijah, how can I be anything but the lesser brother? A liar, a manipulator, a bastard.
Klaus
[to Elijah] Why else would I show any interest in my own flesh and blood. A heartbroken little crybaby points his finger at me and my own brother falls in line, eager to believe the worst.
Klaus
[to Tyler] You want me to end your suffering, don't you? I did break you. I took everything from you. And now you're begging me to sweep away the shards of your shattered little life. Death offers more peace than you deserve. It's better to let you live and each morning you will wake and know that your wretched existence continues only by my will. Now go, and live the rest of your days knowing that you are nothing to me.
Klaus
Starting right now you have a choice between the brother who takes away your happiness whenever he feels like it and the man who wants to give you everything you ever wanted.
Marcel
[to Rebekah] Klaus will never be happy. He'll be damned if he lets anyone get something that he can't have.
Marcel
Hello, Tyler. You look well. I aim to change that.
Klaus
Elijah: Forgive me. Thought you were in danger. It appears I was mistaken.
Hayley: You will not believe the crap day that I'm having.