I'm like a supernatural Madonna, don't you think?

Silas

Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.

Damon

Elena: You're kind of evil. No offense.
Silas: None taken.

Quiet, still, peaceful. I like our life like this.

Elena

Cara: I'm not talking about them. Why didn't you tell me?
John: Because of the way you're looking at me right now. Like I'm some monster.

Ever feel like we're the parents?

John

In case you haven't noticed, I'm kind of a badass.

Cara

The last time you had a few drinks, you levitated a bus for a bachelorette party.

John

Stephen, don't go wandering off on me. If your father had come when he was asked, he'd still be alive.

Jedikiah

John, what's the point of surviving if we don't get to really live?

Cara

Astrid: What happened to your face?
Stephen: A girl punched me.
Astrid: Wow, she beat me to it.

Well, unless we can have Aaron charge through the wall Kool-Aid style I’m out of ideas.

Miles