[To Joan] I thrive in New York not because of who I am but because of who I know.

Sherlock

[To Joan] I was very pleased to return to London a few months ago because it made me appreciate what I have here, you, Gregson, and even Detective Bell.

Sherlock

This is about you Sherlock, for the first time in your life you're making the decision for two people!

Mycroft

Sir, I formally retract my hug.

Chris

This is one of those "so many questions" moments.

Joan

Joan: Ian Gale is an icon!
Sherlock: I am sure he puts his ear-buds in one at time like the rest of us.

Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake.

Ben

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy

Hey, you’re a doctor. You know stiches get stiches!

Tom

Donna: Oh my God, you are such a sore loser.
Ron: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.

The election is coming up. Jamm keeps trying to find new ways to screw me over. He tried to have me listed on the ballet as Leslie Buttface Hitler the IV.

Leslie

I’m going to murder you a thousand times!

April