Keep your eyes at sea level or I poke them out.

Charlie

One day you might be the one who saves all of us.

John

Astrid: Let me see your pills?
Stephen: Why?
Astrid: I just want to check to see if being a raging dick is a side-effect.

He's kind of like our HAL. just not evil.

Russell

You heard of the five-finger discount? We get the no-finger discount.

Russell

Dylan: Good luck with the crazy!
Stephen: Good luck with the diarrhea.

Luca: You slept with Mrs. D'Amico?
Stephen: It was an accident.

We help people out of difficult situations, even situations of their own design.

Finch

Don't sound so worried Harold. I haven't hurt anybody... yet.

Shaw

Mr. Reese, we have a problem.

Finch

So, you're a nun?

Reese

I'm just a safecracker. I leave the messy stuff to Harold.

Shaw