Quotes
Anyways, Hank says I have to start taking pictures of people now. Cause they may be a pain in the ass, but they pay to get their pictures taken. If I keep taking pictures of bugs and lizards, I'll end up poor and homeless.
Max
That's my motto for life - I'm just in it for the sugar.
Hank
Max: I walked, during my radius, that I can walk to on my own. The idea is that I build autonomy so that eventually I'll be able to move out and support myself. Also, eventually, they're going to die, so I'm going to need to learn to live on my own anyway.
Hank: Hmm. That's touching.
We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?
Blaine
As soon as she returns from her suspension, I plan on installing Becky as my secretary. And I will refer to her as my "Beckretary."
Sue
Kitty: And just like every sad and broken backwards relationship that's ever started in this Jesus- and love-forsaken choir room--
Blaine: Kurt and I WILL have a happy ending--
Kitty: I do like you Artie.
Will: Wait, wait, so you're not firing us?
Sue: Not if you win a national championship, I'm not. However, if you do fail to win at nationals, I will fire you and you'll be forced to build creepy relationships with teenagers on your own time.
People everywhere, except, like, Russia, are beginning to see that it doesn't matter who you are or where you're from or even what god you believe in. They're starting to see we're really not all that different.
Blaine
America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.
Sue
Rachel, that's Gunther. [whispers] Don't tell him if you're Jewish or black.
Santana
Now, I know how you felt getting mauled by that sex-crazed gorilla.
Sheldon
Sheldon: Well, if it's any consolation, i'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips.
Penny: Thanks.
Sheldon: Oh, seriously?