Julia: You know, I've only ever had the one job since grad school. I put all my eggs in one basket, and now that Leon is being vindictive, I'm screwed. And he deserves to be, because I messed up. He has every
right...
Joel: Honey, you didn't screw up, you chose your children over your work.
Julia: Thank you, but that is revisionist, I got overwhelmed and I screwed up.

Joel: I'm just excited about the possibility of working with you.
Pete: Woah - slow down Speed Racer, we're not there yet.

I'm sure you're going to be the best thing that ever happened to me someday, but right now I really hate you.

Crosby

Anyways, Hank says I have to start taking pictures of people now. Cause they may be a pain in the ass, but they pay to get their pictures taken. If I keep taking pictures of bugs and lizards, I'll end up poor and homeless.

Max

That's my motto for life - I'm just in it for the sugar.

Hank

Max: I walked, during my radius, that I can walk to on my own. The idea is that I build autonomy so that eventually I'll be able to move out and support myself. Also, eventually, they're going to die, so I'm going to need to learn to live on my own anyway.
Hank: Hmm. That's touching.

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

As soon as she returns from her suspension, I plan on installing Becky as my secretary. And I will refer to her as my "Beckretary."

Sue

Kitty: And just like every sad and broken backwards relationship that's ever started in this Jesus- and love-forsaken choir room--
Blaine: Kurt and I WILL have a happy ending--
Kitty: I do like you Artie.

Will: Wait, wait, so you're not firing us?
Sue: Not if you win a national championship, I'm not. However, if you do fail to win at nationals, I will fire you and you'll be forced to build creepy relationships with teenagers on your own time.

People everywhere, except, like, Russia, are beginning to see that it doesn't matter who you are or where you're from or even what god you believe in. They're starting to see we're really not all that different.

Blaine

America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.

Sue