Garcia: I say we all demand a vacation.
Reid: From who - the guy that works three jobs? God luck with that.

Who knows were inspiration comes from? Perhaps it arises from desperation. Perhaps it comes from the flukes of the universe, the kindness of the Muses - Amy Tan.

Rossi

Josh Billings once wrote "There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared. Twins."

Hotch

Wallace Hines: What time do you get off?
Anna: Why? You got something planned?

Morgan: You know what they say about desk jobs.
Rossi: Thats how you get the ladies?
Morgan: No. Sitting is the new smoking.

JJ: Hey Garcia.
Garcia: I was starting to feel like the hottest people I know had left me at the altar, but now you're here to kiss me with crime. What's up?

Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.

Hotch: Yes, they did talk to me about the Section Chief job.
Reid: Do you want it?
Hotch: I know what I don't want is an outsider coming in and questioning every move that this team makes. I told them that I'd think about it.

This doesn't taste right.

Woman

They keep their tools in a pillowcase but they have an occasions closet.

Jay

That's it a beautiful mind, harness that crazy into something positive.

Phil

Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire or fear how much I love her.

Phil