Quotes
Parker wanted out, he doesn't get to be the good guy.
Kim
Don't look at me with those eyes, you know it throws me off.
Owen
Okay I'll sneak into the locker room and pose as a man to get evidence. If I put my hair up and take my boobs down, I think I can pass.
Terri
Alan: The secret to happiness is freedom. Here's to your new life Mick.
Mickey: F*ckin good toast, Alan.
Mickey: Claudette. Look at you. You look great.
Claudette: It's nice of you to say that.
Mikey: Black don't crack.
Bunchy: What about me pop?
Mickey: Every relationship is different. Your mother was a great cook.
Great kids come from great f*cks.
Mickey
I've got some great new ideas. The muses have basically been taking turns sitting on my face for the last two hours.
Wilfred
You can't put genius on hold. Dude! The muses are basically all up on my nuts right now.
Wilfred
Ryan: Something like the Berenstain Bears Visit the Dentist?
Wilfred: Visit the Dentist is beach reading. Sure I'm along for the ride, but is it transcendent in any way? Besides, it's totally derivative of Aardvark.
Wilfred: My biography's gotta be honest, it's gotta be gritty, but it also has to sing off the page. I'm talking Riki Tiki Tavi, or early George.
Ryan: George?
Wilfred: Curious. Later George just wallows in its own density.
Either roll the dice and go for it, knowing that I will bite off and eat your dick, or, stop hanging around with her.
Wilfred