Quotes
Tina: Hi Mr. Longworth.
Jim: Only suspects and murderers call me that, just call me Jim.
Colleen: Well played detective.
Carlos: Right into that enormous ego of his, that was genius.
Jim: Some people can't help themselves.
Denny: I did not kill Bonnie.
Jim: You just put her dead body in a shopping cart and pushed her around town for a while?
Denny: Ok, I can see where you are coming from on that one.
Jeff: I asked Tina Honeycoat to go to the movies. And she said yes.
Callie: You stole my car to take some girl on a date?
Jeff: I'm sorry. It will never happen again.
Callie: Damn straight it won't, and I want to meet her.
Callie: You are so not getting your driver's license anymore.
Jeff: I'm going to be sixteen in a few months.
Callie: You should have thought about that before you committed grand theft auto.
Callie: I'll drive myself home.
Jim: No, not the charger, no one drives the charger but me.
Callie: No one? I'm your fiancee.
Stiles: Missing and presumed dead, Scott, because he was probably a virgin. You know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? You know what that means? It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay. I need to have sex. Like right now. Someone needs to have sex with me like today. Like someone needs to sex me right now!
Danny: Alright I'll do it.
Stiles: Woah! What?
Danny: Come over to my place at 9. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle.
Stiles: That is so sweet. Are you kidding?
Danny: Yes. I'm kidding.
Stiles: You don't toy with a guys emotions like that, Danny. It's not attractive, alright?
Phil: Did he just call it a dome?
Dodee: Yeah.
Stuck in a giant fish bowl. I used to have fish. Goldfish. But, then one of them got sick and the other one ... the other one ate him. Did you know that Goldfish did that?
Angie
Pink stars ... are ... falling. The pink stars ... are ... falling ... in lines. The pink stars are falling in lines.
Norrie
We're trapped.
Big Jim
I get my news online like everyone else, sweetheart.
Mrs. Grinnell