Quotes
Simon: No mundanes allowed. Just like in the training room, right? Wrong! I've seen every horror movie ever made, and the funny best friend who gets left behind? Dead man.
Jace: You're not that funny.
Clary: I can't do this.
Simon: You're Clary freakin' Fray. You can do anything.
For someone so old, you're not too wise, are you?
Valentine
Isabelle: Don't tell me you are afraid?
Simon: Are you kidding? I was born afraid, which sounded a lot better in my head.
Clary: You might be some kind of emotionless G.I. Joe, but...
Jace: What's a G.I. Joe?
Ralph: You always yell at Toby. Why did you want me to do this?
Happy: The truth is, I'm falling for the guy.
Ralph: Ew, gross.
Happy: I know, right?
I'm sorry that your mother and I, we weren't the right family for you, but I'm glad to see you found the one that is.
Ken
All I hear is terrible singing. Happy, what are you contributing?
Toby
I wasn't prepared to raise a kid like you. There's no manual on how to raise a genius. If there were, I would have read it a hundred times cover to cover because I loved you from the moment you were born. I just didn't know how to show you.
Ken
Oh god, I should be recording this.
Toby
You're doing the boy parts.
Paige
I'm not the son that you want. Say it.
Sylvester