Melissa: When did that happen?
Spencer: What...Caleb were friends?
Melissa: Really? 'Cause? I know how you like to shop out of other people's carts.

What day is it In Tokyo? OK, then you'll get it yesterday.

Hanna

Emily: Why did you even come to Rosewood? Answer me!
Sara: Last time I checked, this was the quiet room.

Hanna, the police didn't ask us to stick around to exfoliate, they kept us here to answer questions.

Spencer

Daniel: This I know for certain: whoever those people were or weren't, they absolutely knew the power of a simple act of human kindness.

April: I wanted to believe that self-sacrifice came from the soul--
Daniel: And not lesions on the brain?

Will: Here's a stat for you: Healthcare expenses account for over half of all bankruptcies in the U.S. Be thankful you've got a great health plan.

A girl has to almost die for this hospital to realize that it's actually here to treat patients?

Sharon

Sam: Oh, I see. So out of my frustration, I laid into you?
Connor: Well...
Sam: Couldn't possibly have anything to do with you or your performance, it's just me. I'm a crazy bitch.

Nat: All right, tell me about this patient.
Will: OK, he was in a car accident, severely fractured arm, lung cancer, and as soon as I discharge him, he's going to jail. Oh, and his wife just left him.
Nat: Ooh. Sounds like a country song.

You're a Chicago boy, aren't you, Will?

Helen

Nat: Owen started to think you forgot about him.
Will: Pretty sure the only thing he thinks about is his next shot of dairy.