Charles: I don't know what to say. It was very humid and the fabric on those shorts was very thin.
Diana: No need to explain yourself. These things happen. I can assure you we will get it off.

Jade: I'm sorry, but 'marketing strategies' sounds like something a sad dad would have on his LinkedIn page. Just, like, talk to me. Are you cool?
Diana: Yes. We're cool.

Charles, I know I speak for everyone in this room when I say how grateful we are for your generous endowment.

Diana

Every time Lauren gets the Empiriconda off one website, it pops up on another.

Liza

That woman has to show you're a fraud, but as far as the world knows, you're a goddamn lawyer and that's the way it's gonna stay. Don't forget, we don't need to prove you're a lawyer. She needs to prove you're not.

Harvey

Whatever you're gonna say, don't say it. The truth is, you're doing me a favor, because after I got you out of this I was going to tell you to stay away from Rachel for the rest of your life. But I don't have to do it now, because you're gonna wind up in prison anyway.

Robert

I used to be you, or you used to be me. Strong, confident, brunette. But you wasted all that away to go play superhero, and look where that got you.

Goth Felicity

Joiner: Is that right Ms. Michaels?
Lyla: That's right. That's why I left. Amanda Waller does not make decisions based on the value of human life.
Joiner: Pity. [Kills Amanda Waller]
Lyla: NO!
Joiner: Well Ms. Michaels, most trusted agent. It looks like you now have 20 minutes.

I love how playing superhero is what we consider normal.

Felicity

Andy: I never pegged you for the masked vigilante type.
Diggle: Yeah, well I guess we're all full of surprises, Andy.

The day we thought he died, you broke out the hair dye, ditched the contacts and decided you weren't going to rely on anyone else for help every again. It was just going to be you against the world and that was going to be your armor.

Goth Felicity

Laurel: You canvas the area yet? There could be a witness who saw something.
Cop: I don't need an ADA to tell me how to do my job.
Laurel: Well, I'm sure there's a murderer out there who appreciates your lack of initiative.