Quotes
Ruby: You put a chainsaw on your stump? Congratulations.
Ash: It's a lot harder than it looks. How many other people you know have a funtioning chainsaw on their arm?
Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that will feel weird.
Ash
Ash: Man, makin' decisions is so hard.
Pablo: Let's look on the bright side! Were balls deep in this shit. There's nowhere TO go, but up!
Ruby: You say one more dumb thing...
Ash: I'm gonna say a lotta dumb things!
And they lived happily ever after.
Closing Title Card
[on how she knew a spaceship was going to crash] I'm an archaeologist from the future. I dug you up!
River
[Her diary is almost full] The man who gave me this was the sort of man who knew exactly how long a diary you were going to need.
River Song
Tell me, were you born boring, or did you have to work at it?
River Song
'Sonic trowel'? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?
The Doctor
River Song: I'm your wife!
King Hydroflax: You planned to murder me!
River Song: Don't change the subject!
River Song: If either of you ever use my name again, I'll remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?
The Doctor: Which alphabet?
[to the TARDIS] You are a time-space machine! You are a VEHICLE! I've never asked you to cheer me up with hologramatic ANTLERS!
The Doctor