Hermann: Hey, any word on the Chief?
Mouch: I left him three messages that we were buying.
Hermann: Free drinks are usually catnip to him.

That guy, Roger, was terrible to his brother, did you know that? His whole life. He ripped off Dodger's left nipple in utero!

Pete

Otis: Job's yours if you want it, Freddie.
Freddie: Yeah?
Hermann: Yeah, I mean you're gonna have to shower a little more often, 'cause we run a really classy joint.

What, you want to know why? People suck. That's why.

Dr. Sam Abrams

Gideon: So how long do we have once the portal reopens?
Mr. Giyera: 73 seconds.
Simmons: He's wrong. Your team's calculations are off at 61. 12 seconds might not seem like much, but on that planet it can be the difference between life and death.
Gideon: Thank you.
Simmons: I'm not doing it for you. Don't want you all mucking up Fitz's return.
Gideon: Did you notice the Hebrew word Maveth carved around the castle?
Simmons: Death.
Gideon: That's right, well death is the only thing returning through that portal. Fitz is just an offering to show it the door.

Fitz: Ward works for the same group that sent you here. They've been sending people over for centuries.
Will: Sacrifices.
Fitz: Their real agenda is to find the creature and bring it back.
Will: Ward found a way to bring it back?
Fitz: No, I did. To get Simmons back.

Bobbi: You were there. Did you see it? What's it like?
Simmons: I did see it, but I can't really describe what it looked like. It's more how it felt. Which is old and pained, as if it once had great power but lost it. And the entire planet is a wasteland. How that came to be I can't really say. Not in any scientific terms, but my sense, and certainly Will's heartfelt belief, was that the creature is the one responsible. That it caused the desolation.

Fitz: You know, I ran a dozen scenarios in my head. Wondering what it'd be like when we finally met. There was a lot more blood and I never considered this Will.
Will: I can see why Jemma loves you.

Mack: Coulson put me in charge to make the hard call and that's what I'm doing. We can't afford to lose our best agents in one fell swoop. Not here. Not tonight. Now if I don't get out, May's the new Director. That's what Coulson would want.
Daisy: Okay, but one thing... I'm staying with you. Because A: I can keep the portal open if something goes wrong. And B: I'm your partner.

Ward: You know, everyone had this place wrong. It isn't death. It's a new beginning. Malick was right, this was all meant to be. The fact that you followed me here. That we're in this together. That just confirms the fact that I am part of a grand plan. I see that now.
Coulson: I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
Ward: You will.

Joey: Okay, so are we rescuing Inhumans or saving Coulson? Or attacking HYDRA? Or is there some kind of combo? Sorry, new guy just trying to understand how this whole S.H.I.E.L.D. thing works.
Hunter: This is how S.H.I.E.L.D. works. Make a plan. Plan turns to rubbish. Make a new plan. Oh just to be crystal clear, this is the part where the plan turns to rubbish.

Can we just be honest for a moment? We both know deep down that this can't work. Being a zombie has changed me. You love the woman I was before, you tolerate the woman I am now.

Liv