Quotes
I guess what they say is true. Even paranoids have enemies.
Angela
When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.
Enzo [to Bonnie]
Just because you have that accent doesn't mean what you say isn't stupid.
Howard
Howard: Wipe that smug smile off your face.
Bernadette: I can't.
Bastard links his life to my mom's and then engages in a duel. What is this, Hamlet community theatre?
Damon
If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable, a list would be at the top of that list.
Sheldon
Oh, you're as useless as you were in Afghanistan.
Matt
How many grown ups do you know with Mr. Spock oven mitts?
Leonard
Bonnie: Do you wanna talk about i--
Alaric: Nope.
Bonnie: Okay. Didn't think so.
Tommy: We're supposed to stop the apocalypse.
Erica:There is no stopping it.
I know all this has been really rough on you. It's been a long night, but we're safe now. Together.
Noah
It means I'm going to be there for her when she needs me, because she's the only one I can count on.
Alex