Quotes
Some people have bark. Some people have bite. I have both.
Olivia
Abby: So Mellie Grant's run for Senate is legal because of misogyny. In this instance misogyny is our friend. Is that what you're saying?
David: No. No, I'm saying something less controversial and something less likely to get me stoned to death by my feminist sisters.
It's too late. You're too late.
Derek
This isn't right. You should have taken me to get a head CT.
Derek
It's a beautiful day to save lives.
Derek
The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn't my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar. But when we kissed, it was like, I gotta tell you, it was like I'd never kissed any other woman before. It was like my first kiss. The right kiss.
Derek
Girl: Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Derek: Stop saying that. It's insulting. I don't let people die. I'm very good at my job. Even next to the roadside.
Derek: No one's gonna die, Winnie.
Winnie: You aren't go, so, you don't know.
Jake, come on, make some noise for me. Come on. Oh, they got you. We let them get you.
Quinn
Murph, lift with your legs or you could literally burst your balls.
Felix
Murph, you probably hear this all the time, but carry me to the bedroom!
Oscar
Oscar: And you're welcome to play on my softball team any time, you're quite a bunter.
Felix: Since we're being honest, I did not know what bunting was, I was swinging as hard as I could.