I do not need someone to take care of me.

Happy

How come he always gets the hug? I'm standing right next to him.

Toby

Mike: It was real.
Max: Real or not, nothing has changed. You chose hunting Mark over me and you would do it again, wouldn't you?

Hikers! We're here to rescue you!

Toby

There's no way I'm leaving my guys down there!

Cabe

We might not get the reception we're looking for on this model.

Toby

It's a box held up in the sky by a lawn mower blade. Pass.

Sylvester

Walter: And how old are you?
Toby: Thirteen months older than you, so show your elder some respect.

Toby: If I win, dinner date. If you win, I do your laundry for a month.
Happy: You'd probably like that more than the dinner, perv.

Ryan: Is there something you want to ask me, doc?
Gwen: No, but there's something I want you to know. You can tell me anything. I can handle it.
Ryan: I know, and if there was something to tell you I would, but there's not, okay?

Mike: I was kind of surprised you called me.
Max: Tom wouldn't understand what this feels like.
Mike: You're angry.
Max: So angry. It scares me.

Max: Hey, can I kick it? I never get to kick it.
Ryan: Knock yourself out.