Cause you know, I got handcuffs.

Frankie

A great alienist once told me that we must face those moments we choose to forget. Only by confronting our fears are we able to grow, to change, and to be able to face our next.

Henry

Jo: What?
Henry: You brought your gun on a date...

In my opinion, that is not sex.

Henry

Lucas: I'll bet Holmes and Watson never had this problem.
Henry: Sherlock Holmes? Have you been talking about partners this whole time?

Henry: Are you suggesting that we break in and conduct our own search?
Abe: No, I'm suggested we go to Katz and get a sandwich and then we break into the warehouse. Never pull a job on an empty stomach.

I believe that 99.9% of everything can be explained scientifically. There's no fate, no magic, no curses, except my own.

Henry

Every person who has lived long enough has something in their past that must be forgotten. A moment when they failed or simply went right instead of left, and that simple choice changed their life for the worse. So we cover it up and forget, but deep down, we know it will come back to haunt us.

Henry

Bishop: By all means, stretch your legs, Tim. Keep the monotony out of monogamy.
Tony: By cheating?
Bishop: No. Just words.
McGee: Elaborate.
Bishop: Harmless practice for later use on your actual flirt. Practice makes perfect. Look, what I'm saying is....
Gibbs: Keep the tool sharp.
Bishop: See, Gibbs knows what I'm talking about.
Gibbs: Ah, I got no idea.

The world wide web. It astonishes me how people post their privates....private information for all to see. Such individuals would never leave a note on the front door "the house is empty"...so why treat their computers differently?

Ducky

I've did some crazy things over the years on the soaps I've been on but I have seen nothing like what I've seen with these ladies.

Eileen Davidson

Delilah: I just have one more question for you.
McGee: Yeah.
Delilah: Why does she need that extra key?