Ben: I have so many presents, it's weird!
Andy: Yes!! Oh, for the baby? Put 'em over there.

Jake: Hey you, awesome divorce.
Abby: We kicked divorce ass!

Peggy: So you are giving me this?
Jarvis: I owe Howard Stark a great deal, but he does not own my integrity. I am quite certain there is only one person in the world who knows what to do with this - you, Miss Carter.

April: But in the end? Bringing a child into this world? That's disgusting!
Andy: Nooo, we'd wipe all the disgusting stuff right off it!

Mindy: I've got charm and elegance, like a polished debutante.
Jeremy: You forgot your barf bucket.

I don't need a congressional honor. I don't need Agent Thompson's approval or the President's. I know my value, anyone else's opinion doesn't really matter.

Peggy

Babe, I want to put a babe in you babe.

Andy

Andy: I get to push the buttons! I call it!
April: He called it.
Leslie: Yeah I know.

All that coffee and legal marijuana has people wanting to buy houses quickly, and irrationally.

Donna

Do we really want to rattle A's cage by telling now? We all know what happens when we do that.

Aria

It's not about that, Emily, today's my last day. I already told Ezra I quit.

Talia

I know it's not your usual rate, but for the next hour can you be my lawyer?

Aria