Frankie: I just thought that if your family was super traditional, they don't know you're gay.
Max: Please! That closet door wide opened back when I demanded to be Mariah for Halloween three years running. No, No. My mom's dying to throw me a big fat gay wedding.

Billy: Do you know this jackass?
Laura: I almost married this jackass.

Lucia: She said she wanted to die in her own home.
Barba: And she did.

Benson: You are a good grandson.
Barba: No I'm not. I'm overcompensating.

Counselor: Charmaine: I wanted to have his child.
Charmaine: No. Because I loved my husband! I never met another man like Walter Briggs!

Amaro: He wasn't exactly a great person.
Carisi: He was a great writer Nick -- the work deserves respect.

It pains me to say this, but you're right Carisi. She killed him.

Barba

Rectal-probe electro-ejaculation. That sounds like a sex crime in and of itself.

Barba

I don’t need a start, I need a finish.

Harvey

I humor her.

Briggs

Do you feel more of a connection with Joe?

Vince

We need to get Harry Potter's grandfather out of here.

Rodney