Quotes
Every man and woman on the planet. We're all standing at the edge of the abyss paralyzed by fear.
Gerald
Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?
Gina
You trying to goad me Peralta? I don't have to engage with mall cops but I will!
Kendrick
Yes, I suppose that's accurate. They do call me Tenacious Ray down at the country club because for the past ten years I've been suing them for discrimination. I'm very pleased with this assessment.
Captain Holt
Jake: Alright, we need a distraction. Do you have anything we can throw?
Boyle: I have a dog tag.
Jake: That is bad ass Boyle... Nope it's an actual tag for a dog.
Boyle: Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first.
Jake: Your first what?
Boyle: Dog.
Jake: That is never what people mean by that.
Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.
Jake
Boyle: Any idea what this emergency meeting is about?
Jake: Probably about how all the cell towers are broken and that's why Sophia hasn't texted me back. I keep checking my phone every thirty seconds like a loser.
Gina: Tread lightly son.
Clyde is back to full asshole mode now that I won't go out with him.
Kelsey
Maya: Wow!
Ellis: What is your problem?
Maya: My problem? My problem is that you're the same pompous, dismissive, arrogant prick that you've always been. Cause you say these things that are supposed to be profound. They mean absolutely nothing. "The future is coming faster than any of us could have anticipated." Fuck you!
He is such a piece of shit.
Jeannie
Maya: Any chance you'll be donating any of last year's crude oil earnings to the kids?
Denna: Gosh, kinda got that money earmarked for a blood diamond that caught my eye.
Maya: Jeannie, you are just absolutely glowing.
Jeannie: I'm a bloated sack of meat stuffed into a cocktail dress but thank you.