Quotes
Being tolerated is such a high.
Nicole
It didn't look like you were freezing to me. In fact I'm surprised there wasn't steam coming off of that blanket.
Victor
Melanie: This isn't what it looks like.
Victor: Melanie, I'm not that old. This is exactly what it looks like.
You're insinuating that I am so shallow that I would fall in love with someone that I barely know.
Will
I think I might have told him that you were the slut of the physical therapy department or maybe he figured that out himself.
Kate
Damon: If he isn't found in the next hour or two…
Victor: He'll be a Clydsicle until the spring thaw.
Lana: I'm going upstate for seer school
Cheryl: So take her with you!
Lana: To SURVIVAL school
Cherl: Big whoop. Hang her in a bear bag
You're kidding. How either in this universe or either of its infinite parallels could I possibly embarrass you?
Archer
Archer: Who the shit is that? (after hearing a knock on the door)
Barry: Is it Barry? Does that mean Barry possibly literally froze his nuts off in the wheel well of a 747 so he can murder the shit-eating Archer?.....Yes it does other Barry. Oh yes
Krieger: That's what they said about Tesla's deathray! So this favor. Lana...wait Lana, what's this favor?!
Lana: (as she's running away) Just promise to use your powers for good.
Krieger: Hahahah, no
Look, I know you're bitter cause you people can't get married or whatever but All You Can Eat Prime Ribs!
Edie
Barry: Said the dumbwaiter. Get it Archer? As in you're dumb and you dress like a waiter?
Pam: Told ya!
Archer: Goddamnit Pam! This is exactly what a man should wear to a (wedding)