To me the course of action is clear. The text, above all, must be cute. I would deploy an emoji, perhaps a crying waa waa face or a winky kitten.

Bradley

Liz: Or do you just say, owh owh put your butt on my face?
Mike: Yes. I say owh owh put your butt on my face, because it's better than this Friday's eve.

Mike, you really didn't have to hire an exorcist, man, everything's fine.

Josh

She's had a few drinks and now she's going to the dark side.

Kyle

Poor Vincent, trying to teach these ladies how to play poker is like herding cats.

Eileen Davidson

I want to run. I want to get out of the car.

Lisa Rinna

It's wackadoodle time.

Lisa Rinna

I think digging trenches would actually be more relaxing than having a massage next to Brandi Glanville.

Lisa Vanderpump

I'll take pampering any way can get it. I'm a pamper whore.

Lisa Rinna

Ever since I dropped Alexia off at college I feel as though I've left half my body in Arizona.

Kyle

Maybe there's a part of you that wants to give in. And maybe you have to fight that.

Sam

You're gonna tell me everything.

Dean