Hoytsman: Okay, it was cocaine! Turns out I was accidentally doing some cocaine.
Jake: Not on accident. You put it in your nose on purpose.
Hoytsman: I don't even think I have a nose Peralta! I certainly cannot feel it. The defense rests!

Emily, well, this is...unexpected. They didn't stop you at the gate? Man, I really need to get a gate!

Ben

David: You were such a happy child, Amanda.
Emily: I was. That ended when I was nine.

Thanks for coming...Mom. Apologies in advance. I don't think we'll be making it down for Thanksgiving.

Nolan

You're crushing it in those Spanx.

Tina

Jeannie: After I told you that I was carrying your baby, I kinda can't believe you have no reaction.
Marty: This is my reaction.

Let's just go be gross and not have to look at each other while we do it."

Brett

Jack: To your child. May he or she grow up in a less complicated world.
Margaux: Thank you, Jack.

[to Margaux] Daniel died a hero. I just wanted you to know that.

Jack

Roscoe: Shut the fuck up Dad!
Marty: Hey.
Rocoe: Stop trying to do damage control. The damage is done. Congratulations. Okay. Your narcissim wins again.
Marty: Okay. Okay.
Roscoe: It's bigger than all of us.
Marty: Listen, I was trying to find the right way to tell you. I didn't want it just blurted out.
Roscoe: You don't get to control how the world happens for me anymore.

Brett: She's a crazy person.
Alex: She's a lunatic. But I think it's working.

I'm really impressed. It was pathetic, but you didn't quit.

Tina