I know you two have a history and I don't want it to be awkward, so why don't you scurry out the back door and get his lunch.

Lou

I feel like a network doing a Christmas special is like an old man getting dressed up to go out. Its sweet, but it's like, what do you think is gonna happen man?

Jane

Vega, you fall right now you're going to hit the floor.

Kimball Cho

A mother like yours isn't going to let you chew bubble gum.

Kimball Cho

Apology is easy. Trust is earned.

Kimball Cho

Joseph: Do you think I'm stupid?
Kimball Cho: Maybe, I don't know you yet.

Follow my lead. If you're not sure you should ask a question, don't. Try not to lie to anyone.

Kimball Cho

What she did was wrong but she's young and reformable, I think.

Agent Abbott

Word of advice. He cheated on her, he's probably going to cheat on you and I know that probably seems very difficult to believe now but it's the way of the world, kid.

Patrick Jane

Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.

Oh, I don't need a doctor. Frauds in white coats.

Patrick Jane

I'll get you out of this. I promise. Do you believe me?

Alison