Quotes
Mitchell: She's gonna wake up.
Cam: Oh please, she's got enough pills in her, she's gonna rattle like a maraca.
Sweetheart you've had 2 boyfriends in 30 seconds, that's practically Haley's record!
Claire [to Alex]
Cam: Let's get this woman into bed and in the morning out of the house as fast as we can. Honestly, I don't know how straight guys do it.
Mitchell: Probably without those hand gestures.
Jay: Where were you when I was growing up? I'd of had your dice and cigarettes before you got to homeroom.
Manny: Where'd you go to school? "Guys and Dolls?"
We're showing Lily that we trust her enough to have one nice thing.
Mitchell
Claire: Who's Victor? We never heard about him.
Haley: Oh because I knew you'd never let me go out with an ex con.
Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.
Phil
He offered you ice cream? Dad gripped me up out of bed and shined a light in my eyes.
Junior
Are you crazy? You can't let them ride down the stairs like that. They need helmets.
Zoey
I'll put cheese on anything.
Beverly
Snuggle-monster!
Beverly
Do you know how many meals I have cooked for you people? 53,000!
Beverly