Quotes
Cristela: I found out last night my sister makes more than my brother-in-law.
Josh: So, what's the big deal about that?
Cristela: She didn't tell him because she doesn't think he can handle it.
Josh: What is he a caveman?
You just let him sit there, like Stedman talking trash about Oprah.
Cristela
Alberto: You know, I like it when women bring home the bacon.
Cristela: Nobody's questioning that.
If you're going to be a lawyer, you know, you're going to have to say a lot of things you don't believe in.
Trent
Maybe the supernatural today is just science we don't yet comprehend.
Charlotte
Nathan: Are you OK?
Audrey: Do you ever wonder if I'm real?
Nathan: What are you talking about?
Audrey: What if I'm like the bears? I lost my immunity from the Troubles after I was split from Mara, and we don't even know if that happened. Maybe Duke didn't separate me from Mara. Maybe whatever Trouble he used on her created me.
Maybe I need you to alter the person with this Trouble so that they don't get new people sick and just get them to spout nougat or something.
Duke
Audrey: I'm fine.
Kirby: Are you sure? Cause I saw the end for you. You and your twin sister go at the same time.
Dwight: The Troubles are real.
Charlotte: Except they're not. Magic isn't real, witches weren't in Salem and the Troubles aren't here.
It's time I told you about the Troubles.
Dwight
Constantine: This demon requires a sacrifice. That's what I learned from the shaman. No cage, bottle or vessel can hold it; only a body. A live human body.
Gary: Mine.
Constantine: We could draw straws.
Gary: It was your plan all along wasn't it? That's why it's just you and me here. You sneaky bastard. My chance to finally make my life mean something.
Constantine: So the headline here is I'm going to need one of those fancy blades right?
Shaman: A sacred Kusa. Good luck finding one in this town.
Constantine: Well we wouldn't want to make things easy now would we?