Quotes
Maddie had more sense than you.
Holly
I get it, I’m an 11 in a city full of 7’s.
Val
They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes. Enjoy you itchy, burning peen.
Sadie
Seniors, this is our last bonfire so enjoy it even though 50 percent of our class doesn't deserve to live.
Tamara
Joan: That pizza is topped with lies.
Eliza: But not oregano!
Of course there is a prenup! There is a billion dollars on the elevator!
Eliza
You know I wrote a TV pilot about him [Peter] once, network said it was too sad.
Shonda Rhimes
Am I the new mayor of Shondaland?
Peter
Danny, I hate facing consequences. That's why I haven't opened my mail in two years.
Mindy
And now, Jean has a case of Mindy fever, and we all know there ain't no cure for that.
Mindy
Dr. Jean: I really had a good time, even when you tried to dance with those kids on the subway.
Mindy: Yeah, they really hated it. It hurt my feelings actually.
I was named "New York's 'It' Girl" by a magazine that I made at the carnival.
Mindy