Her baby's ugly honey and somebody's got to tell her or else it's going to get crucified on its first day of school.

Joss

One, get your ass off my case files. Two, in order to be friends I would have to trust you and I will never, ever trust you.

Savi

He knows me. The good, the bad, the ugly, the awful and he, he still wants me. Maybe all the more because of it.

Karen

Ya know anabolic steroids are illegal in the United States. You got an awful lot of facial hair for a teenager. Seriously. What are you on?

Stiles

Scott: What are you smiling about?
Derek: You're gonna be good at this.

I went all the way there to find a Sorrento and I have one right here.

Bay

Being good all the time gets you nowhere!

Daphne

Oh! I spilled the beans.

Renzo

Saffron, you even think about playin' me again, I will riddle you with holes.

Mal

Wash: Captain, don't you know kissing girls makes you sleepy?
Mal: Sometimes I just can't help myself.

See, Vera? You dress yourself up, then you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne

Okay! Everybody NOT talking about sex, in here. Everyone else, elsewhere!

Wash