Congratulations, Jed. You’re going to be a father.

John

There are dragons to slay! We were given swords!

Russell

We weren’t given these powers so we could hide in a tunnel. We were born great so that we may do great things.

Mallory

I love you. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of us.

Allison

If we can’t get behind a superhero then what the hell are we doing?

Hillary

They'll find me. My friends are going to find me.

Lydia

Coach: Sweetheart, do you want to tell me what insane asylum you escaped from?
Danny: Coach, insane asylum proper terminology anymore.
Coach: OK. Sweetheart, what nuthouse did you escape from?

Mallory: You’re Russell Quan?
Russell: That’s what it says inside my underwear.

Stephen: Sorry about that, my partner is a little unhinged. Full disclosure: She scares the crap out of me

Most of us were concentrated on the bizarre sight of a creature materializing out of the floor.

Deaton

Stephen: It’s my partner from Ultra.
Russell: Great. Invite her out. Girl needs to get laid more than you do.

Caroline: Are the owner of this establishment?
Blarney Bill: I’m not even the owner of these pants!