Quotes
Dolph: I'm going to kiss the ground.
Kearney: Loser, you're gay for the ground.
Dolph: Well, you're gay for homophobia.
Kearney: Wow, you just made me gay for tolerance.
Honey, Grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?
Homer
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.
Homer
Oh, and by they way, you should look into an anti-Semitic furry bear in Times Square.
Elsbeth
Hey, we've all got a past that could hurt us. Don't let yours hurt you.
Will
Alicia: Mr. Hayden, you got out of your taxi.
Clarke: Yes, I decided to walk. It was only 15 blocks.
Alicia: Hey! You got top billing!
Will: I'm an impressive person.
Alicia: I never doubted it for a minute.
Lucille: I know they're doing this in order to help protect Jacob.
Henry: Which one?
I guess what I'm saying is when life gives you a second chance, you gotta take it full on. I wanna make this count, and I'm going to.
Caleb
Now I know these clothes are clean, so I won't be happy unless you come home completely filthy.
Lucille
Elaine: Is it really you?
Caleb: Who else would it be?
Just because a case is closed doesn't mean you've got closure.
Jamie