Mary: Despite what you may think, I never intended to harm your family. I only wanted to save Francis.
Queen Catherine: I wish I could believe that.

I suppose I'll have to get used to other people deciding what I want for my children. They'll be out of my care shortly, when I'm dead.

Queen Catherine

Sooner or later, blood will be spilled. It's just a matter of whose.

Lord Hugo

Oh, good--more sanctimonious talk from my self-appointed redeemer.

Queen Catherine

Well, isn't this nice? Sometimes the baby wins.

Sheldon

Screw that! I sat on the floor for 7 years. I'm staying right here!

Raj

Astronaut Massimino: Well, you know how astronauts need to have the "right stuff"?
Howard: Sure.
Astronaut Massimino: The stuff you have is wrong.

Amy: You don't need to explain yourself to him.
Sheldon: I don't need to explain myself to you!
Amy: You're sick of his nonsense and ready to move in wth me.
Sheldon: Keep the table! We don't use that space!
Amy: Damn it, I got cocky.

Sheldon: How do I know that you're not manipulating me right now?
Amy: I think if I were manipulating you, you'd be smart enough to see it.
Sheldon: How do I know you're not saying that as part of the manipulation?

Sheldon: No, I've changed. Like the frog who's put in a pot of water that's heated so gradually he doesn't realize he's boiling to death.
Penny: Or you're the frog who's been kissed by a princess and turned into a prince.
Leonard: Or, you're just a tall, annoying frog.

Sheldon: I have spent years turning this lump of clay into an acceptable conduit for my will, and then you came along and reshaped him, with your newfangled ideas and your fancy genitals.
Penny: Are you gonna let him talk to me like this?
Leonard: "Fancy" sounds like a compliment.

This is so much better than watching TV like a muggle.

Raj