Quotes
Wake up Healy, girls like me, we don't go f*ck ignorant, pretentious men with lesbian obsessions. We go for hot, tall girls and we f*cking love it. So that leaves you on the outside with your sad, sad little life. So you don't get me ever! So go f*ck yourself!
Piper
Healy: Alex Vause is sick. I get you. You're not like her.
Piper: The only sicko here, is you.
You want your pills? You can go stick your head in the toilet. There might still be a few floating around.
Red
Pornstache: Chapman, what are we not to do this Thanksgiving?
Piper: Commit suicide.
Pennsatucky: And you're not invited, because they don't allow gay people on the rapture bus!
Alex: There's a bus?
Trimmings? The shit nobody else wants. That's a bag of assholes right there.
Nicky
I'm either sending my buddy to jail or to his grave. They don't make medicine strong enough to deal with that.
Danny
It is the law and because it is the law we are damn sure going to see that it is carried out.
Frank
I can think of no other profession where you're told to bench your talents and then you're penalized if you don't.
Frank
What kind of PC orders his people to break the law?
Frank
Mickey: How'd you get the shiner, Reagan? Step out of line with Linda?
Danny: Yeah, left my socks on the floor again.
Danny: It's not like I was an angel. I mean every time Mickey got in trouble I was right there with him.
Erin: Yeah, which is why Dad never liked you hanging around him and always kept you on a short leash.