Quotes
Robert: I doubt it will change my mind.
Mary: I'm glad you only doubt it. I must be making some progress.
Carson: I've arranged for Dame Melba's accompaniests to sleep with the male servants.
Robert: Well I doubt they would expect to sleep with the female ones.
Jimmy: Of course it was poker. You can't lose a fortune playing snap.
Molesley: I could.
Oh you know Mary. She's always quite opaque.
Isobel
Kalinda, I told you I'd give you five minutes. Don't waste 'em.
Cary
Bart: Homer, Will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
Homer: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.
I cannot hide the snide inside!
Comic book guy
The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a race of celibate knights so...
Comic Book Guy
Nerds don't get girls!
Comic Book Guy
You brought him home he’s your puppy. He makes a mess on the rug, you clean it up.
Fiona
Carl: He’s dying.
Fiona: No he’s killing himself, there’s a difference.
He’ll be back. Frank’s a cockroach. You can stomp on him, spray him, try and drown him, but he’ll always come crawling back up out of the toilet bowl.
Kevin