The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Will

I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation - Homer Simpson.

FBI Agent

Lenny(on piracy): That was so much better than the cinema. It mixes the wonder of movie-going with the rush of stealing.
Carl: All we want is brand new, big-budget entertainment in our homes for nothing. Why doesn't Hollywood get that?

That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room.

Homer

If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.

Homer

Homer: Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive man sequel?
Carl: Uh, it's not sequel,it's a reboot.
Lenny: Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a deboot.

If you were knowledgeable of the most popular franchise in the history of film, perhaps you wouldn’t be experiencing such confusion.

Gus

I may not be the best judge---because all you people look alike to me---but even though he is shockingly close, I don’t believe he’s an exact match.

Gus

Shawn: How do you say "suck it" in English?
Gus: You just did, Shawn.

I thought it was Grint, but it was stupid old Prince Harry!

Gus

You pay me to drive. If something gets in my way, that’s not my problem.

Shawn

Those movies are a part of your country's history!

Gus