Right, my hands smelled like ammonia. My wife thought I was having an affair with our maid....

Teddy: You remember Felix. He came to poker that time and cleaned the cards, while we were still playing.
Roy: Right, my hands smelled like ammonia. My wife thought I was having an affair with our maid. Like I can get her.


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The Odd Couple Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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The Odd Couple
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The Odd Couple Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Oscar: Hot Casey from downstairs might be stopping by.
Dani: So you've moved from flirting in the elevator to an actual date?
Oscar: Sort of, I sneak some of my mail into her mailbox to force her to come by the apartment.
Dani: Aw, all the great romances start with the words "sneak" and "forced."

Casey: Let me guess, another neighbor with your mail?
Oscar: No, you are the only woman in the building I'm stalking, I promise.

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