Abby: She down already? You're good.
Carla: She's down, but now out. I just threw in her favorite DVD.
Abby: Overboard?
Carla: Yup. As I call it "Patricia Clark's lullaby." Just give it 20 minutes, she'll be out like a light. Hasn't failed me once. God bless Goldie Hawn and that mouth-watering white boy.

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• Added: January 24, 2018

That badge says Los Angeles airport police. And now you're telling me that you're taking orders from CEOs? An industry who's motto is "the customer is always the moron?" They make a billion dollars a year on baggage fees, and you're on their side? Your knees pressing against the seat in front of you because they want to add three extra rows, and you're on their side? Five damn peanuts in that bag, and you're on their side?

Athena

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• Added: January 24, 2018

What, a plane just crashed and some jackass is complaining about not getting his extra bag of nuts? No sir, not today.

Athena

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• Added: January 24, 2018

Laila: You are in such trouble, my father's an attorney.
Athena: Tax attorney.

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• Added: January 24, 2018