Let's just be grateful I'm using tennis terminology. When we first started dating, I told him to serve a no-hitter.


Dixon: I don't like the way he looks at you, like he's seen you in his knickers.
Ivy: I was five. They were Gremlins.

Remind me to tell you about my liaison with Rob Pattinson. He bites.


Deb: These are allergies.
Annie: And what are you allergic to, mom?
Deb: Senior year.

90210 Season 3 Quotes

You sure they don't offer these hormones in Flintstones chewable?


When I think about the future, I want to be the kind of guy who deserves a girl like you.

Max [to Naomi]