Stu: I didn't have peanuts.
Zelda: He was scoffing.

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Dinesh: Are you calling me husky?
Lora: No. I'm calling you an idiot.

• Permalink: No. I'm calling you an idiot.
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I over-estimated your ability to think on your feet. I just assumed everyone in this town had been through level one improv.

Big Bird

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• Added: October 30, 2014

Stu cooked me a whole breakfast, and then put it in the trash while I watched.

Andrew

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Of the 4 that are local, 2 are divorced and 1 started a polygamist cult. We're waiting for an update on the fourth.

Howard

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• Added: October 30, 2014

Stephie: What the hell do you want?
Stu: To not go the world's worst Halloween Party. That's what.
Stephie: That's great so you won't be coming.

• Permalink: To not go the world's worst Halloween Party
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Andrew: I think Zelda and I may have gotten a little over-excited about our month together.
Stu: I've worn socks longer than a month.

• Permalink: I've worn socks longer than a month.
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It would be weird to have a monthiversary party. Oh, look at me, I'm warming up to that word.

Zelda

• Permalink: I'm warming up to that word.
• Added: October 30, 2014