Stephie: This is weird.
Stu: Yeah. I feel the sexual tension too, but this is not the time.

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Narrator: It was 4 days before Christmas, and Andrew and Zelda were engaging in an old holiday tradition: Pretending they were happy when they weren't.

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Stephie: Stu, I blocked your number.
Stu: I know, I have a burner phone.

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Andrew: Can we just put a pin in Shelby [Andrew's turtle] for a second?
Stu: I did, but she was unresponsive.

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I mean [Michael Buble's] voice, it's like a friend is hugging your ears.

Andrew

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Holy Shalom is a word for peace.

Stu

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Maybe it's the whole Santa vibe that you are throwing down right now, but I fell I can open up to you.

Zelda

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Andrew eats waffles for breakfast, because I already got him a waffle maker.

Stu

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